I sent a blog-angel to watch over your blog last night, but it came back. I asked “why?”…

The blog-angel said: “The Blog-god’s going to take care of that blogger.”

Twenty bloggers are in your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine are blogging, and one is reading this.

Please read…. Not joking…..The Blog-god has seen you struggling with your blog.

The Blog-god says the struggle’s over and more followers are coming your way.

If you believe in the Blog-god, post this on your blog, please don’t ignore it, you

Are being tested.

The Blog-god is going to fix two BIG things about your blog tonight. If you believe in The Blog-god, drop everything and post this on your blog.

Tomorrow you will get the most likes, ever.  Everyone will like your blog.

Post this on your blog and leave this as a comment on ten friend’s blogs, including mine, if I don’t get a comment, I guess I’m not your blog friend and you’re going to Hell.

As soon as you get five comments on your blog, someone you follow will quietly surprise you with a free iPad 3.